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(noun) Anyone who is middle-age or above with a wrinkly grey, prickly haired crotch.
I bet that nasty man has a possum crotch !
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noun, a term used by or about a woman who has not had sex in a very long time, meaning she has no openings to complete the act of coitus because they have closed.
"What are you talking about you are hard up because you have not gotten 'any' in three weeks! Honey, I've got a Barbie Crotch going on here it's been so long!"
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When you sweat and the gooch area is as wet as a swamp.
Yo nigga I got the swamp crotch. Imma go take a shower!
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When a male stands in front of another person that is in the sitting position and sticks his crotch in their face while speaking to them.
Milo stop crotch talking the freshman girls cafeteria table
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another term for a camel toe. when the pants are worn so high up and tight that they get wedged between the vagina lips. usually found on old woman, you really dont wanna see that, ever.
bree: holy shit balls have you seen ms brown. her crotch wedgie was so bad today
miranda: ewww what the hell!!! but in all seriousness... mrs. johnson... from being a playboy bunny now like 80 years old made it all big and flabby so it so so so bad. her crotch wedgie makes me want to throw up..... -.-''
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A person whose really great at giving head, fingering the coochie
Oh I love my boyfriend he’s a real crotch master.
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some one with a head in place of their genitals.
Kevin: hey have you seen the big bad wolf music video?
Drew: no, why?
Kevin: The people in the video all have crotch faces!
Drew: wtf is a crotch face?
Kevin: gotta watch the video bro
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