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The simultaneously contracting your abdomen and sphincter muscles in a effort to conjure up a fart out of thin air.
Bob is amazing. The way he can blast a fart after a few rectal crunches deifies logic.
The crunch and crux of the match was when Pau Gassol made a basket in the last minute.
The act of hitting a female in their genital area
“Owww why’d you cooter crunch me”
“You pissed me off”
When somebody is Dickriding or doing too much in a situation
Shawty ode she always in somebody business coochie crunching
A term that best describes people that lack personal hygiene , are overly consumed with environmental conservation. A new era, 21st Century hippie.
Yo, babe, look, Ruth still refuses to shave any of her “hot spots” or legs all in the name of water conservation. PU!! Straight Crunch granola
A swift hand movement to the female genetalia region, causing pain in the vagina
Dave gave a taco crunch to Nancy after she slept with his dad.
something a european dude says when something goes wrong
"i stubbed my toe..crunch my nan bruv"