Something or someone that instantly can bring any good time no matter how crunk to an end within the blink of an eye. Mostly associated with white people.
"YO BITCH I COULD GET FUCKING CRUNK ALL NIGHT SON!!"
" Hi fellas! It's me Mark! May I partake in these funderful activites you guys are participating in?"
"Fucking Anti-Crunk..."
"You stole my purple drink! So fucking Anti-Crunk."
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"Crunk Times" is a phrase associated with the NAMBLA organization. It is used as a euphemism for sexual relations between an adult male and an underage male.
It is thought that the phrase originated as a way for the NAMBLA group to attract young undereducated males, who may be familiar with the term "crunk" as it relates to having a good time, without revealing the true nature of the predatory NAMBLA group.
Several "Crunk Times" web sites are run by NAMBLA members for recruiting purposes.
Some common expresions...
"We had crunk times!" as a way for a NAMBLA member to indicate a recent sexual encounter.
"Come get crunk!" as an invitation from a NAMBLA member to a potential conquest.
"There'll be crunk times at the party." as a way for a NAMBLA member to alert other members of a social gathering where underage males are expected to also attend whom may be easily influenced.
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The combination of Red Bull, Vodka and Ketchup
Guy 1: Lets get some crunk juice!
Guy 2: whats the ketchup for?
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Having the same person you always get crunked with. It could be your bestfriend it could be your brother, it could be your girlfriend, it dont matter.
Hey POOTS you wanna come get crunked tonight? Me Addison and Cameron are going to some party and we be getting fucked up on some Caribou Lou. Thats how we Crunk Brothers get down.... NigNog
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In baseball, hitting the ball over the outfield fence between the foul poles (or making contact with either foul pole) without first touching the ground or outfield fence; i.e., a home run.
I got Texas and the over in this game. C'mon Josh Hamilton, we need a crunk blast here.
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What my 40-something year old co-worker (irish lookin fro wearin whitey) thinks his 1970's glass from his home cabinet is when he is mixing his "herbal" teas at work.
He originally called it a G-Unit Goblet....we set him straight...so he now thinks this is his crunk cup.
I need to give a demo on the latest software using my faithful crunk cup by my side. Yo.
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Castle Crunk is the name given to the legendary party house located in Glenview, IL. It has seen approximately 100 parties in it's short history. It is a living legend among students at Glenbrook South High School.
Dan: Yo, let's call the King and see if we can stop by the Castle tonight.
Nick: Yeah, I'm down. I like kegs and girls so the Castle sounds good.
or...
Freshman: Hey Dawg, can i come to Castle Crunk?
John: No...
Wigger: Hey J nizzle, is it straight yo if I come with my crew nd my hoez to the castle? and dawg you best not let them Bloods come, you know im fixing to shoot them.
John: No, wiggers and pieces of shit aren't allowed. There are no Bloods in Glenview. Thanks
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