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A condition suffered from by Ben Anderson, especially after a wedgie has caused anal bleeding.
After my brother gave him a wedgie, his butt crusties were even more unbearable.
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A Captain Crusty is a commonly used term for a girl who has enough layers of STDs that she sheds what looks like cornbread dropping wherever she goes. These droppings are actually layers of the vaginal skin and mons pubis skin that are decaying and rotting off due to excessive or "loose" use of the vagina.
This condition can also be transferred via sexual or oral intercourse and can result in shedding similar discharge on the tongue and penal/vaginal region. Participants with these type are suggested to use extreme caution.
Man, that girl was a Captain Crusty for sure. I wouldn't dive into that if there was a gun to my head.
What are those little droppings in your panties? Oh....She's a Captain Crusty....
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When someone has already has been sexually used, by multiple others in a short time period and the next person up isn't getting a green hit by any means. They are getting the remnants of at least 3 others incidents which took place and have left the area not only sloppy, but now from time and lack of being able to shower in between incidents, the dirty crust has become the prelude to any future incident.
After Stacy had a train run on her, Todd was the only one left who hadn't hit it. Unfortunately for him, sloppy seconds wasn't on the menu. Only crusty quads...
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To Have Crust or Rotten Milk Covering Nipple Or Nipple Area.
"I made love to my bowl and cereal and the i got crusty nipps.
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When a guy is banging a chick at the beach and then dips his dong in the sand and continues the pound fest.
Chris Mursch shoved his crusty noodle into the rim of eric nesseth right after he tried the cleveland steamer reverse teabag.
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Memes that are so fucking stupid. Looks like they were written by an autistic 12 year old. Not funny at all. Basically less funny 2005
Dude this meme is so crusty. Your crusty memes suck.
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When a woman doesn't bath for a long amount of time and the out sides of her pussy is crusty from weird liquids!
martha didnt bath for a week and she had a crusty dusty
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