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Crystal Ball

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1. When a man pulls out during intercourse and ejaculates into the womans eyeballs, then shouts "crystal ball"! The reference derives from the crystal balls fortune tellers use to forsee the future. By having the semen in her eyes, the woman can see the potential children of her future.

2. The crystal ball used by gypsy fuckers...

"Dude....I totally gave my old lady a crystal ball last night. She was so pissed. Mainly because I fucked up her contact lenses"

by MAN STUFF May 7, 2016

1๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Charleston Crystal Ball

A magical place where one goes to see there future.

I was bored last thursday, so I went to the Charleston Crystal Ball and it showed me I was going to go dance later that evening.

by Dan Cortez March 7, 2007

8๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Crystal lake middle

Crystal lake middle is the LITTEST middle school in the 954 (Broward County) and will always be!!!

Crystal Lake Middle is lit af

by yeetusmcyeetyeet July 7, 2019

3๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


crystal clear virgin

someone who has never had his/her genatalia groped, touched, played with, etc. by a partner.

"hey! im a crystal clear virgin! ive never had my genatalia groped, touched, played with, etc. by a partner!"

by guccimane23 November 22, 2009

9๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


Magenta Crystal Dragon

Fun-loving and good natured, Magenta Crystal Dragon tend to be responsible rulers. They establish domains in the cold, open northern reaches, building castles out of snow and ice. They leave these castles open to the sky, for they love to watch the stars on clear, cold nights.

Hatchlings have glossy white scales that become more and more translucent with age. By the time they reach adulthood, these scales become luminescent in moonlight. In the full light of the day they glow with a dazzling, almost unbearable brilliant magenta.

Like other benevolent dragons, the crystal dragons prefer to talk rather than fight. Even without special abilities, they can be charming and engaging to an extreme. Gems and metal ores are their foods of choice.A crystal dragon's breath weapon is a cone of glowing shards. The shards slice and cut those caught in the cone.

Magenta Crystal Dragons cone of crystals > you

by Lord Balrus October 27, 2006

8๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Crystal blue persuasion

A 1960s song about acid, LSD.

Expression used today to refer to blue Crystal Meth.

Man we was spun on that Crystal Blue Persuasion when the song came on the radio. Trip.

by Spun Sideways July 18, 2018

6๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Nasty Dark Crystal

is a woman who has graduated beyond the white trash phase and metamorphed into a greasy, puss-filled piece of anal cheeze. She has multiple lovers mainly including animals such as dogs, rats, and gerbils. She has low self-esteem and gets her jolly's from crappin' her panties and smelling her fingers. You can find her beggin' for change under the Atlantic City boardwalk and performing sexual favors for a vile of crack.

Yo bro, you bang that chick and your dick is not only going to fall off....but it will create a secondary demon head full of warts when you touch that Nasty Dark Crystal!!!

by Captain Jack-Mehoff July 28, 2010

4๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž