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When you have only fucked one person and too much time has passed without fucking a second person and you start to develop feelings for your first that you would rather not have but you do. You also develop pmsing episides that did not exist in the days of carefree virginity. You start to feel nostalgic for the days of virginity.
I lost my virginity to this girl four months ago and I haven't scored a second one yet and now my unfortunate feelings for her are developing and I get episodes of pmsing. Yep, this is the curse of the onegin.
This is a term used to describe the misfortune that is bestowed on those who date a girl whose name starts with the "kuh" sound whether the actual name starts with a "C" or a "K".
Examples: Kim, Christy, Christyana, Kasey, Karlie, Kate, Katie, Corey, Crystal ....
Jim: "Hey Dave. What happened to all your money and your car... and why is your hair turning gray? And it looks like you've lost weight."
Dave: "I've been dating this girl Kasandra."
Jim: "Say no more. ... Curse of the Kuh."
When you are just hating people for no reason whatsoever.
Dude this guy David is such an idiot I don't like him. Without ever Talking to David would be a Dennisovitsch Curse.
A phenomenon whereby members of the Doyle family can not watch or attend a professional sports game without their home team losing.
Damn, the lions would have a Superbowl win if it wasn't for the Doyle Curse.
A current historical event, where a Boston native named Owen Keve is involved in the constant Boston Celtics home playoff losses as a spectator.
The Celtics lost another playoff game. The Keve Curse lives another day!
A person with Cupid's curse usually has no problem with people liking them but as soon as they catch feelings the same person who liked them first instantly looses feelings.
"Every time someone likes me and I feel the same they always loose feelings!"
"Dude you have Cupid's curse"
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The Huxtable curse is a curse based on the Salem witch trials of 1692. This curse involves passing on the name of the "Huxtable" to a person of immense fear and worry. The Huxtable does not forgive and feeds off of fear and immaturity. Many women were burned in the 1600's in fear of the Huxtables return. It is largely known that Bill Cosby of the Cosby show has been recognised as this generations carrier of the Huxtable curse. He was forced to spend jailtime by the United States Government in hopes of hiding the Huxtable. It is said that a new spirit carries the Huxtable Curse. It is very likely that it will be a teenage male with blonde hair and blue eyes. The Huxtable curse can only be activated through form of ritual or direct contact. The Huxtable has been around since its creation in 457 B.C. and will likely carry on for the rest of eternity.
Chase has the Huxtable curse.