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Purple Dragon is an alcoholic beverage made by leaching the buds, leaves, or stems of the cannabis plant (purple sticky punch) in a high-proof clear alcohol. The THC dissolves into the alcohol resulting in a dark purple liquid.
Clinton; "I didn't inhale, I just took a few shoots of purple dragon....so it doesn't count!"
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During Genital Stimulation. Before male explosion The man positions his cock in front of the ladies face and simultaneously with ejaculation makes the hand gestures of a Kame Blast positioning his pork sword between his palms while yelling "Kamehameha".
My boyfriend executed the Dragon Ballz maneuver and his power levels were off the charts.
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When getting a blowjob, and you're about to cum, your grab her by her ears and ram her mouth on your rod as hard as you can and not let her pull back off of it. Then blow your load so hard in her mouth that it comes out her nose and makes her look like an aggravated dragon.
For best results: no sex or mastrubation for at least 2 weeks.
Oh baby that feels so good, keep going
(girl: mm, yeah)
Oh, I'm gonna cum...
(girl: mmummm, LET GO!)
Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
(girl: WTF, it's in my nose)
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A 1993 Chrysler Voyager minivan that is owned by the Chef. Not only is it used for transporting Chef from place to place, but it also is his preferred location for sexual activity.
Chef and the Stripper did it in the Brown Dragon.
Chef gave her the Tornado in the Brown Dragon.
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When a female's camel toe becomes so intolerably huge and prominent, it can no longer be called a camel toe because it is an insult to camels with feet everywhere.
Person 1: Someone should tell Maggie that she's too big to be wearing those spandex shorts. She's having a major camel toe.
Person 2: Don't bring the camels into this- what Maggie has is a dragon claw.
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A huge Piss, one capable of flooding villages.
Pisser: Nigga, I gotta take a dragon piss, cuz.
Me: What the fuck's a "dragon piss"?
Pisser: It's a huge ass piss, nekkuh, haven't you ever seen how big a fucking dragon is? Imagine that green dragon from DragonBall Z takin' a piss, cuz, that shit be floodin' villages and shit, son.
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