A guy who is loved by his girlfriend. Makes everyone laugh. Heβs a great guy. When you are mad at him he will try everything to make it up to you . Heβs an asshole most of the time but you still love him.
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A guy who never shuts the fuck up. Makes you wanna die at every interaction you make with him. No actual humor or personality in this vessel. Just a husk and a waste of gods precious time and savings
Guy 1: Hey is that DYLAN
Me: hope he dies in a fire
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A cunty ass giraffe lookin bitch with a horrible sense of humor and disturbingly large eyebrows and a fucked up nose.
Jenny, "Ew who's that?"
Stephanie, "That's Dylan."
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He is one of the biggest jerks you will me, if you see one stay away from a Dylan
P1: whoβs the new kid
P2: Dylan
P1: I heard they are jerks letβs not go near him
P2: yeah I agree
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Dylan can be a hella annoying person from time to time. I would know from experience with two guys I know named Dylan and trust me they are so annoying. I may have a crush on them but they will never notice me. So don't date a guy named dylan
Man that guy is such a dylan why is he hitting her.
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Dylan: send nudes
Her: no you have a girlfriend
Dylan: she dosent have to know
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A cool guy that get dumped don his birthday because a girl liked her ex again
"Your girl dumped you on your b-day!aw man dude,you must feel like a Dylan."
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