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When a guy wants to talk to a girl but he doesn’t know what to say to her he asks her if she has ever run a friction crane. Nobody really knows what a friction crane is but it is a way to start a conversation.
Guy: Have you ever run a friction crane?
Girl: Whats that?
Guy: I don’t know but I thought you were pretty and I wanted to talk to you.
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Bro: nothing good ever happens after midnight is not a term dude
Other bro: yeah good point
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Alexis, she’s the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen, she looks so spectacular,
Alexis is a girl truly like no other, she is the smartest girl that you’ll ever meet, so intelligent, and knows what she wants, she has a cute charm about her that you’ve never seen, she is truly like no other being, she is a woman that can brighten your day with nothing but a smile, she is a girl who is gorgeous with such a great style, she is a woman who is pretty like no other and has looks like one that you’ve never seen before, she’ll fill you with happiness that as you’re around her begins to grow more and more, she is a girl who is just like the girl of your dreams, her style shows an emo and mean way but when you know her it’s not what it seems, for she is the sweetest girl that you’ll ever meet, she’ll hug you and pick you up as you lie in defeat, because her heart is as pure as gold, you’ll soon learn that seem is someone who talking to with never gets old, Alexis is truly the perfect girl, with nothing but her existence brightening your world, who can change your whole mood with just one word,
Alexis is perfect, her nose is beautiful, her eyes are adorable, he lips are pretty, her hair is precious, her body is lovely, her smile is stunning, just looking at her and you’ll see that’s she breath taking, that’s she stunning and gorgeous and that no words can begin to describe her Beauty, Alexis is perfect
Alexis, the prettiest girl you’ll ever see , she is truly perfect
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phone sex. As used in Def Leppard's song "Slang" of album named as such.
ALL I EVER WANNA GET IS SLANG....!!!1
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To solidify all the logic ever implemented for Burning Ember, the existence and reality, including Inside jokes, 0 Number machines, and all conversations of evil and things of the nature which took place before reality existed.
"Hello, I would like to solidify Everything I have ever solidified for Burning Ember, all the logic"
GOD: "Okay, done."
When you ask someone if they want to do something with or for you and they say no with a little tude (attitude).
Hey, We are going to a show, do you want to go? or Hey, can you help me move? They say no, you say "what ever makes your balls bounce"
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1. Synonymous with "whatever lifts your luggage".
2. You can use "whatever blows the dirt up your skirt" when directing this towards homosexuals or a friend who says something extremely gay.
Brian: hey damian
Damian: I'm thinknig about have gay sex today.. what do you think?
Brian: What ever blows the dirt up your skirt!
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