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Cool Kid motha hecka lets me eat his food, i once walked in on Grayson while he hecking pood, i dont really care if your super fricking rude, frick you, i like Evan Boog. sometimes hes annoying when he says uwu but i dont care because he is Evan Boog- A poem by Cohen W pls dont delete this
Evan Bogg: Its not Evan Bogg its Evan Boog
Evan Boog: Thank you
The name a stupid ass kid that probably has some sort of patch of hair overgrown on its body, usually the face. It can be mistaken for a bear and smells like a ball sack at all times no matter if he just got out of the shower, but you can't help but to love the stinky, hairy, big ass mofo.
"Hey man, wtf is that smell!? oh sorry dude, Evan Infection was here yesterday and no amount of soap or fabrize aint gonna do shit. No wonder I can smell balls!"
Evan Warner means to have the smallest dick in the world. Sometimes can be considered a transgender.
some shit talking bitch , she’s so fucking racist and want us to fail our alevels because she’s stingy and won’t put the powerpoints up.
don’t be like her.
be swag.
student : “ can you put up the powerpoints up on teams, you’re going to fast ”
ms evans : “ no ”
student : “ is it because i’m black ”
( clearly it is bc if a white person asked she would’ve done it, so it’s racially motivated )
The leetest mother fucker in the world. He owns your ass.
Bill: Dood, I saw Phil before. He is one leet mother fucker.
A kid who would be funny until he eventually confesses to liking the school librarian.
Evan Schneider confesses to liking the school librarian.
Constantly looking for a friend who is lagging behind. Derived from a Summer 2004 Eurotrip in which our group was always looking to see if our friend Evan had lagged behind.
Dudes, time for an Evan check.