Random
Source Code
Random
A slut who will suck on anyone's dick
I don't want you to suck my cock your such an Esme fair
The opposite of a sausage fest; a situation in which only women are present or greatly outnumber any amount of men present.
(Upon arriving at a baby shower)
"Ugh, man, this whole thing's such a cherry fair."
When two dudes get together to have sex, but one fills his asshole with vinegar, and the other covers his dick in baking soda. Upon insertion the baking soda and vinegar will react creating an ass volcano.
"From what I've heard, Kyle and Jake are super gay for eachother"
"They are! I heard they got a 14 inch toy and they've also experimented with the San Francisco Science Fair"
n. A conversation where one or more of the participants curse casually and frequently.
Greg: "%^*& you, you ^*&@ing piece of god%&^ @#$%!"
Bob: "Whoa, watch the swear fair, dude. There's children around here."
When a woman meets another woman at a festival. She falls in love with her and decides to U-Haul her upon meeting within the first 5-10mins. Love at first sight.
Another term for U-Haul Lesbian.
Daisy fell for Lilith upon meeting her at the festival. She had Lilith Faired her into moving in together shortly afterwards.
Public holiday in Glasgow, during July, characterised by torrential rain and generally appalling weather.
"What's the weather forecast for the Fair Weekend?"
"Rain. Rain aw weekend."
" Sounds about right - typical bloody Glasgow Fair!"
Public holiday in Glasgow, during July, characterised by torrential rain and generally appalling weather.
"What's the weather forecast for the Fair Weekend?"
"Rain. Rain aw weekend."
" Sounds about right - typical bloody Glasgow Fair!"