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a fap shirt is when you ejaculate inside a shirt and iron it then removing the hardened cum and sending it to your grandmother.
oh my grandson remembered about the fap shirt
Jerking off while holding in a piss
I had to go to the bathroom but I was still craving a release so had to do a spicy fap
when you masturbate using your imagination instead of to porn
jim: yo nigga when i close my eyes and imagination fap i can relive fucking my mom over and over again
clarke: yo slime g homie that’s brazy
A sad fap is when you read a sad doujinshi and sit down to question why you're reading JoJo bizzare adventure doujinshi at 3am
Man I expected Joseph to get fucked my Caesar but now I'm crying with nut on my hands. This was a sad fap
1. I rag used to jerk it, to keep the male's hands clean.
Dude, we were at this cabin and there were Fap Gloves plastered all over the wall!
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The art of masturbating when others are present without being noticed, therefore, fapping on the shady.
He's got his Public Masturbator Trenchcoat on, he must be going for a shady fap on the train.
I had a shady fap at the cinema last night.
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A Fap Ninja is someone who can masturbate on several occasions without ever getting caught.
Person One: "Whoa bro, I didn't even get caught, again!"
Person Two: "Whoa man, you're a real Fap Ninja!"
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