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When air get trapped in that tight pussy and wants to come out
Damn did you hear that pussy fart
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to lay a nasty fart while showering or outside in huge humidity. results in a giant, disgusting cloud that gets moist and wont go away. second-hand is much worse than first-hand. first-hand even enjoyable to some.
dude 1: yo, what was that noise? sounded like a fog horn
dude 2: oh you know, that was just the D-man passing some big-time gas in the shower. looks like he'll be enjoying a jungle fart.
dude 1: yeah, a bad one, he had mexican food last night!
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A loud fart that blows shit pellets everywhere.
I had to change my pants after letting out a shotgun fart.
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A fart so bad that the putrid smell embeds itself almost permanently into absorbent materials such as fabric. Similar to the half-life of radiation lasting for years after a nuclear bomb.
Dude, this couch still smells like ass from your nuclear fart last week. It has never smelled the same.
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When a group of highly flatulent people dedicate themselves to emitting the most repugnant fart cloud humanly possible.
Members of the fart collective were recently found dining at Mar-A-Lago on black beans, anchovies and Brussels sprouts, patiently awaiting the arrival of the Guest of Honor.
The noise you make after accomplishing a silent fart.
Stephanie thought she got away with making a silent fart until she moved and everyone heard her rebound fart.
The horrific bodily emissions which are a by product of the consumption of Heinekin beer. This phenomenon can occur with just about any beer, however, Heinekin is especially effective in producing this occurrence.
Oh my god Mike, that smells like Heinekin farts! You sick human being.