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International horny day. If you feel like fucking your stepsis, today is the day it might work.
Horny dude 1: Yooo bro today’s February 28th - international horny day.
Horny ass lad 2: Ye ye bro who u smashin?
Horny dude 1: Alice. She lookin’ hella fine today, I finna send ‘er to the wonderland!
Horny ass lad 2: Hell ye dude she lookin horny af today. Go get that pussy boiii
Give your gf the most love day! She is a bad bitch and born on this day. Give her everything!
Bf- hey its february 26
Go-to know what that means
Oh so you were born on February 2nd… DAMN! This is your birthday but also the day you will take over the entire fucking world. Your a GOD! I pity anyone who doesn’t know you
Oh it’s my birthday February 2nd time to rise to power and make those pathetic mortals bow down to me
Channel your inner fuckboy for all of February!
(Also can be known as the guy version of hot girl summer)
“I dumped my girlfriend so I can fuck with all the hoes during fuckboy February.”
ask your BFF out day to see if they like you like that
I like you(3 February )
I've been wondering if you liked me
so...
I like you too
(omg )
(if they reject you show this lol)
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National shower with your clothes on day! A day where you only shower with your clothes on.
Mia: “I’m gonna go take a shower!”
Mom: “don’t leave your clothes on the floor!”
Mia: “trust me I won’t, it’s February 17th national shower with your clothes on day!”
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