CRYE Fetish

A person who is sexually attracted to military equipment made by the military equipment company also known as CRYE

Kodama: look at this cool military vest I found
Someone smart: SHUT THE FUCK UP IM PLAYING READY OR NOT

(CRYE fetish is basically someone who's sexually attracted to a bunch of military equipment, looking at you kodama)

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Cable Fetish

A sexual fixation or obsession with a usually non-sexual object.

When Cecilie rubs a cable inbetween her toes she goes "AAAAAAHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaa"
Cable Fetish.

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Dish Fetish

When you're sexually attracted to dishes. You involve dishes in your sexual acts. You also keep on collecting dishes when you already have a lot.

Wow that girl has a bunch of dishes! She must have a dish fetish.

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Meat Fetish

a fetish where someone just loves to smell, feel, rub, milk, and photograph meat. It should also be noted that someone who has a meat fetish will never eat the meat as it is considered disrespectful to the meat.

Meat fetish person: gimme that meat, i wanna hang out with it
Meat owner: fuck no, i'm eating this meat
Meat fetish person: NO!

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Penis Fetish

Excuse used by closeted gay or bisexual man to be seen as straight despite questionable behavior or taste in pornography.

Bro i'm not gay i just have penis fetish.

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Foot fetish

The only acceptable kink to shame

Man: "I have a foot fetish-"

Woman: "HELLO, POLICE?!"

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foot fetish

obssesion with a whores feet and not her boobs.

can i lick your toes baby?

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