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To like something so much that you use or eat it all the time.
"Yea man I love strawberries so much I slap that shit on like flex tape."
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An act of telling someone to not use their authority over you. Mainly is told to Asians that are addicted to Wrestling and people that think they are buff.
I know you are the supervisor, but Don't flex your muscles at me...
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1. When something is so awesome that normal phrases just won't cover it.
2. Describing that has exceeding amounts of coolness.
Dang, the new Dodge Challenger is Sick Nasty Poob Nugget Flex
Guy 1 - Did you see that chick walk by?
Guy 2 - Yeah, she was Sick Nasty Poob Nugget Flex!
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Someone who is very cheap with their money whenever they go out clubbing. Can also say just, "Shy Master".
"Luigi you fucker, I'm not giving you another cigarette you fucking Shy Master Flex T-Bone 3000!"
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A way to express how strong you are. It is the most commonly used phrase in the game OMORI and it was originally said by the planet himself, Pluto. Yet Kel said it better 🙄. KEL deals more damage next turn and increases HIT RATE for his next attack. Costs 10 JUICE.
“When I flex I feel my best” -kel
The act of “helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switch” is when you are naked flex sealed to a ceiling fan spinning like a helicopter, while your girls under you cock in mouth. meanwhile chop is sitting by the door watching as he flicks the light switch.
last night alexis wanted to try the “helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switch”… now my cock hurts.
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A tape type of product from flex seal™, mostly known from the two videos of jontron; "waterproofing my life with FLEX TAPE - Jontron" and "FLEX TAPE II: the flexening - Jontron". The company has made many commercials and Phil Swift is in most of them telling us the many used of flex tape. It can instantly bond in to almost anything and can stop any leak. Plus, some of them even work underwater!
Phil: Flex tape is super strong and when Its on, it holds on tight!
Jon: *shook* no Phil you're super strong.