burning fur

When fucking, a persons pubic hair catches fire

The smell of burning fur and the sound of screaming was a sign of relief-

French Fur Trader

Code for a pimp, or a highly promiscuous male dealing in the slinging and slaying of lots of pussy.

"I am waiting for my French Fur Trader to deliver me my entertainment for the night."

or...

"He bags so much hair pie he might actually be a French Fur Trader."

fur stretched

a term used to describe a woman who is going to have sex. A trapper skins his catch and stretches the fur over a board to cure.

I see Jenny is all dressed up for the evening. Maybe she is going out to get her fur stretched.

Fur Bass

The act of one who is skillfully playing with theirs or someone else's vagina or clitoral area in a fashion that allows themself or the recipient to feel pleasure and arousal. Ideally resulting in a gushy climax. Sploosh.

"Wow, that prime specimen of human can really play the absolute fuck out of my fur bass", "Holy fuck my fingers are sure a mess after jamming my fur bass for an hour. Might need to put them boney bitches on ice.", "I'd let them come jam on my fur bass anytime!"

long tall fur

An attractive tall woman.

I basked in the shade of that long tall fur.

Vertical Fur Burger

n. A woman's minge.

Also known as a vag, fanny, quim, gash, flange, gwatch, twat, cunt, bearded tuna, panty hamster, wizard's sleeve, badly filled kebab.

Clive couldn't hold back any longer. He pinned Janice down in the heat of passion and proceeded to dine out on vertical fur burger.

softer than the fur on a new born colt

slang for describing a womans incredibly soft skin.

Her skin is softer than the fur on a new born colt.