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1. when a geek is captivated by anything geeky, for
example their computer, causing them to totally
disregard the time and the people around them.
2. common reason why a geek is "running late" to an
event or even work.
3. a way for a geek to express their true geekiness
without inflicting boredom on their loved ones
Girlfriend: "Hey honey guess what? Blah blah blah blah blah...."
Boyfriend: no response
Girlfriend: "HELLO!!!! Did you hear what I said!!"
Boyfriend "Oh sorry babe I had my head phones on 'cause I was totally geeking out. Wanna see my new drake?"
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When some one (usually already geeky in nature) wears a jump/flash drive on a lanyard around their neck.
"take off that stupid lanyard!"
"no man this is my geek bling!"
"oh crap! I can't do my work for CAD I forgot my geek bling"
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The initial pleasurable and excited response to a new tech object, service or device just discovered. (sexual overtone implied)
We just got some new shiat from Cisco, and Neal is sporting some serious geek wood.
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Laughing, abnormally and uncontrollably, due to the consumption of Marijuana.
Laughter is often accompanied by tears and occurs, most often, in the early stages of one's relationship with Marijuana - with instances becoming fewer with (smoking) experience.
Often while geeking out, one's abdominal muscles will begin to cramp and his friends will either try to prolong the geek session by being randomly funny or become extremely annoyed.
Pud: Are you guys going to be smoking Marijuana all night?
Rouw: Yeah man, this is some good shit.
Mule: Hell yeah... I need to squat down. I just ate that half-pound ben's burger in 36 seconds.
Snood: hahahahaaha!!!!! hahahahahaha!!!!
Rouw: Damn, snood's geeking out! Stop geeking snood!
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When something both fascinates yet freaks you out. Can also be something that is weird but completely awesome. Also can be used towards someone who has said something odd, ex: "You geek me."
Most used in the phrase, "That geeks me."
"That geeks me out."
Jan: "Hey! Look at that girl with the skin tight leopard pants."
Joy: "Oh god... That geeks me."
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Fake geeks can be girls or boys, although most think it's girls only. It's mostly boys, believe it or not. Fake geeks pretend to be huge fans of Doctor Who, Supernatural, Sherlock, Homestuck, Merlin, and lots of other fandoms. They also pretend to have a lot of ships, and an unrealistically popular tumblr blog. They can be seen wearing fake glasses and wearing merchandise for shows they don't watch.
Jack: I watch BBC Sherlock and Doctor Who all the time!
Alice: Really?! Didn't you like that new Doctor Who episode that played last night?! My OTP Destiel became canon!!!
Jack: I know! I was so happy!
Alice: (thinking) Honestly. What a fake geek.
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someone, like myself, whose in band and should be able to play the music. usually someone whose breathes band 24/7. most likely one of the best players of the section (like myself). band geeks are truely dedicated to their school band and will boo other bands.
those band geeks are so talented.
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