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Glizzy Goat

Much like a Glizzy Gladiator and Glizzy Goblin, the Glizzy goats are the absolute best/ Goats at chowing down some glizzys. They can guzzle down any load at a time and in almost an instant. Usually their hunger is for glizzys and glizzys only. Try to beat one in a contest and you’ll just end up embarrassing yourself. One can simply not beat a glizzy goat in their own game as they just splurge the lengthy glizzy wieners down their esophagus as quickly as one can bat an eye.

Wow Joey Chestnut is destroying the competition. He must be a glizzy goat of some sort.

by The OG Glizzy Goat May 27, 2021


Mega Goat

A goat with massive balls,A native to Mentone California.Its the leader of the goat herd.

Alan: dude check the mega goat its got huge nuts!!!!!
Sean: stop lookin at it!
Alan: I cant they are huge!

by Dorklin Mcflinchnutts April 20, 2010


Goat Spanker

Someone who tucks their jeans inside of their boots. Often used for the purpose of placing the hind legs of a goat inside the boot to have sex with it.

Bubba: “whys he wearing his boots like that?”
Jim bo: “guys a goat spanker

by Normmtx April 29, 2021


Ultra Goated

Greater than Goated

Wilfred Bony is Ultra Goated

by Alfredo Morelos January 10, 2021


goat bait

Making people become your friend because you have goats and then you you get rid of the goats.

Steph: I only because friends with you had had goats but then you got rid of them.
Jon: I'm telling ya I'm goat bait!

by Dat_cracker_Jon March 14, 2017


the goat of life

the coolest goat youll ever meet. met queen.under.pressure and deakythediscobean.

potato: that is a cool goat
bean: its must be *gasp* ITS THE GOAT OF LIFE

by Deakythediscobean November 9, 2019


goat face

Not that my face is a goat's face, or my head is a goat's head. My face is an entire goat.

Marzipan, look. This is goat face. I have a goat for a face.

by bowser724 February 23, 2008

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