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When you pee in deep snow and the result is a small but deep hole in the snow that has a golden hue
I was skiing and had to piss so I went in the trees and made a golden tube
A pregnancy that occurs before the woman has ever menstruated
Girl 1: "How can Sarah be pregnant she's only 13 and she hasn't even started having periods yet? ".
Girl 2: "It's rare to become pregnant before you start your periods but it can happen sometimes. She must have been ovulating for the first time when she had sex. She's had a golden pregnancy"
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Filling Mexican hat with urine, making partner drink.
Hey babe, should spice thinks up tonight with a good ole golden sumbrero?
That thing you hear your friend screaming while playing fortnite.
Omg dude I got a GOLDEN RPG!
1. The epitome of physical perfection, especially as it relates to the vascular system.
2. RuPaul after a golden shower.
3. The successor to the back-door queen.
4. The eponymous band's output from 1974-1981.
You can call her a golden queen, but just don't call her an accountant.
When someone forces themselves through each of the five major nightclubs in the city of Cambridge (Revs, Lola, Balare, Fez and The Place) in one night.
Battinie: What a night, I made a profit and completed the Golden Pentagon!
When the dick\nipples is sooo good you dont want to stop sucking it
Omg your dick taste like candy! Now thats what i call a golden tip