where have all the cowboys gone ?

1. Paula Cole tune from the late 1990's; not so surprisingly, a big hit with feminists and frustrated single women everywhere. Go figure.
2. Justin Bieber - NOT a cowboy.

'I go do the laundry, while you go have a beer'. Yippy I, Yippy A !

Where have all the cowboys gone ? Simple. They're all women now - minus the penises.

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gone off fish sauce

When you leave fish sauce in the fridge for too long and it goes stale.

The gone off fish sauce smells like slurry.

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ur dad gone no milk

when dad is gone because there is no milk but then it been 50 years he no here

jame: hi dad
dad: hi son
jame: where are you going dad
dad: getting milk
jame: wait dad n-
carl: ur dad gone no milk

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you should have gone to specsavers

When you go to bed with a stunning blonde and wake up next to fat Bob's granny. It is then that it dawns on you that when purchasing your beer goggles you REALLY should have gone to specsavers.

Guy1: Dang, i swear she at least had legs when we was in the club

Guy2: Yeah....You should have gone to Specsavers.....

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gone like a fart in a fan factory

someone or something that disappears suddenly.

Baz was gone like a fart in a fan factory

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You Should Have Gone For The Head

Fat Thor holding a hammer and an axe trying to kill papa Thanos with a rock collection and forgot about bringing Ant Man to fight Thanos.

Also found in Death Note where Saitama got sniped by Goku just because he forgot to go for the Ant Man on Goku's head.

Thanos:"You Should Have Gone For The Head."

Too far gone

When a female is messing with the wrong dude and you are trying to get it but she is (too far gone)

Harry-Hey bro you getting it with saara yet?
Colin- Nah man she’s too far gone.

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