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Stepping aside to pass gas as to avoid contaminating the public breathing space.
Thomas was ducking the goose in the basement as the guests arrived.
A purple goose is when a male chokes his penis till it turns purple then puts a goose call in their partnes mouth and proceed to screw a girl in the butt unknowingly untill she blows the call.anal dick alaskan pipeline
I pulled the purple goose on that chick last night.
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When a guy is eating out a girl while on her period and is sucking the blood out of her vagina.
Chris Kringle wanted to go down on Milly, but she was on her period so he did the sloppy goose.
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An adventurous sex move inspired by the instinctual aggression and rambunctiousness of geese. As two people reach simultaneous orgasm, both must honk as loudly as possible and flap their arms like the frantic flapping of a goose.
Guy 1: It took us 3 tries to nail the full goose. By the third time, we were honking so loud we woke the neighbors!
Guy 2: That is impressive on so many levels, I can't believe you pulled it off!
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Someone often by the name of Tom
Friend: Ayo Tom, what species are you?
Tom: Canadian Goose mate
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