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something people use as toys to make sex more intresting
'Dude, Stacy used hand cuffs on me last night"
"word"
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V. To swat your opponent in the nuts in an upward motion, in an effort to lift them off the ground.
N. The beast-hand
After failure to settle a dispute over their gay marital affairs, Hank gave Brandon Lowry the beast-hand and Lowry could no longer produce sperm.
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A person who just holds a joint and lets it burn, wasting the marijuana, instead of puff-puff-passing like a normal person.
Damn Courtney, either smoke it or pass it. Stop being such a hand monkey; you're wasting the weed.
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The dedication of one hand to always be clutching at one's Blackberry device, even when not in use. A phenomenon easily observable in many collegiate females.
"My Blackberry hand makes me look so much cooler in this picture, since I have so many friends."
"I would rather injure my left hand than my Blackberry hand."
Used to define an emotionless, dead fish-eyed straight back handjob.
Waitress: "Would you like anything else?"
Customer: "Well, since you asked, a slow beej would be great, but failing that, a stiff Hand Jibber would suffice while I eat this meal."
A person who is an expert at pleasuring vaginas, usually through the method of fingering, although could include other sex acts.
Female 1: "I've not had an orgasm in 6 months!"
Female 2: "oh let Luke have a go he's a bit fanny handed he will be able to help
The act of jerking off, or being jerked off till climax.
My girlfriend whipped up a hand batch for me.