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Hate Acid: Noun - 1. A material substance used in the melting of souls, particularly the souls of those who call the cops on garage metal bands. 2. A particularly good beverage consumed by the utmost brutal of metal-heads.
Danny: Hey Michael, those neighbors of mine are calling the cops on us again for jamming in my garage!
Michael: Well, lets burn their flesh and dip their souls in Hate Acid.
Danny: Totally brutal. Afterwards, lets go inside and drink that vat of Hate Acid we have.
Michael: Most def.
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Similar, but opposite to a "love tap." A hate scrape is intentional, and means to harm another car.
Look at this idiot's parking job! I'll just give them a hate scrape!
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When the main reason why two people are friends is a hate towards somebody or something.
A prime example is the muppets Statler and Waldorf. The cornerstone of their friendship is the ridicule of performers on stage.
Girl1: Why are those guys hanging out, it's not like they have anything in common?
Girl2: They're hate buddies, they all loathe Justin Bieber.
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When you ejaculate onto the photograph of your ex-girlfriend.
Man, I did a hate bate on my ex last night. Bitch got an eye full.
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To cause your partner as much pain as humanly possible white yielding extremely pleasurable results.
The school system is both literally and figuratively a hate-fuck.
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When your hatred for someone is so high and you feel compelled to express it so frequently, it starts to become suggestive and borderline awkward. It is especially weird if it's over such a trivial reason as well and you do nothing but express your hate for the person every time they're around or even thought of.
Hate erected manchild: bruh, i srsly hate ur guts, jus fuk off!
Normal man: da fuq? wut did i even do to u?
Hate erected manchild: u no exactly wut u did, fgt!
Normal man: no i dont lol, calm ur hate boner
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When a person in a group conversation makes an obvious threat to cockblock, and blow up a spot on another after clear sign is given to change the subject or stop.
Guy: "You know you're the only one for me, girl!"
Janet: "Really? You so sweet!"
Emily: "Who was that one girl I saw you with yesterday, Guy?"
Guy: "Oh, my sister? We went to lunch. She prettier than you, Emily! Quit trying to deton-hate and go somewhere!"
Janet: "Aww, you and your sister....that's so sweet!"
Emily: "You ain't a player, fool!"
Guy: "Emily, get your hand off the red button and beat it!"
Janet: "Yeah, Emily, can't you see we're talking?"
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