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Something you say to a dude when you really need to shid on the side of the highway
Hey,, brudah, mind giving me a lift to the next exit? A quick help? PLEASE?!?? ILL SUCK YOUR GLIZZY JUST GET ME TO A GAS STATION NIGGA
"It's an Adirondack concept, 'whisper for help,' when you run into an aggressive person that is really attracted to you, you usually give them a half hour to stop and whisper for help" -Roy Hurd, "Greatest Musician Alive"
Listen to Roy Hurd's "Whisper for Help" on the album 'As Real As It Gets" on Spotify, IHeartRadio, iTunes, TuneIn or youtube.
An imaginary overflated opinion of ones self. Thinking one is above basic tasks.
Ones overflated opinion of ones self. Thinking one is above basic tasks.
Ron - Mark, can you help me move a desk from Ken's office to my house? I have a truck.
Mark - don't be a cunt Ron, do you think you are dealing with the Christmas help?
Dating someone that looks like your ex.
Second Helping: Jenny is now dating John, who looks identical to her ex Clarke. Coincidence? We think not.
person 1: /help
/?
/h
/..... oh wait this is Skyrim, that doesn't work here
I took four pills of Tylenol please help oh god send me to the hospital.
Refers to the playful "pretend assistive" action of raising someone's ankles up off the bed/couch in an apparent effort to aid him in standing back up ("Okay, your feet are up so far; you can lift more of yourself up now!"), but in reality you are effectively **preventing** him from standing up, since he would need to have his legs **lower** than his head and torso in order to be able to sit up and get to his feet. :P
Employing da "helpful" legs-lift is a good way of sarcastically conveying to a huge-a** lazy-bones who has groaningly asked for your assistance in rising dat he is obviously much too big/bulky/heavy for a much-smaller/lighter/weaker person like you to actually lift to his feet, and dat he will therefore need to just clamber back up under his OWN steam.