A type of stubbly, unkempt beard, as worn by back-woodsmen, hicks, men from isolated, backwards rural areas that like having sex with pigs. Similar to the one worn by 'Shaggy' in Scobby-Doo.
Wow - check out that guys hog humper!
Ifun yours goin' t' court tomorrow - best shave off that hog humper boy!
Dang - watch that weldin' torch Earl! Damn near just sit fire to your hog humper!
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A person that likes creating threads on message boards and in groups before others have an opportunity to do so.
"Chris is such a thread hog. He made the Super Bowl thread in our Facebook group two days early so nobody else could."
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Any person who refuses to share the Nintendo Wii even after he/she has been playing all day long.
Person A: Can I play?
Person B: No
Person A: You effing Wii Hog!
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a wild animal that is known to invade houses, killing all animals, eating anything, raping fellow wildlife, and in some cases hunting down Indians. Feral hogs are also known enemies of polar bears, kangaroos, giraffes, and in some cases penguins and unicorns. Known allies big foot, yeti, and Texas walker ranger. Warning if you see a feral hog don't run stare it strait in the eye and go for a nut shot with your foot or hand. "foot works best"
feral hogs, Manbearpig, Mrs. Clinton, wild child, George the monkey, and Ben Franklin.
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A group of people jumping on top of one another.
Hog Pile on Jimmy!
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