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Those fake random slutty women that send friend requests via social media, like Facebook and Twitter. In actuality, they are older overweight men that still live in their parents basements.
Hi, My name is Candy and I would like to be your friend. (but I don't have information associated with my Facebook account, I don't know you and I'm a social hooker)
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Someone who is paid for sexual services and ends up trying to eat their client.
Sasha Lenea, Harris, Fadlon, is a cannibal hooker because she bit the tongue of her client, that was paying her for sex.
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( a combo of cooking the books and hooker) : taking advantage of the most vulnerable people in our society
When it comes to dealing with the 3 plagues of social work, we are not only cooking the hooker; we are also defunding the police.
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Charity spokespeople who promote their charity on high-traffic sidewalks by cornering tourists and other innocent passers-by.
Charity Hooker: Hi ma'am, do you care about free trade?
Innocent walker: Um, yes. Well no - uh, I have to go...(walks away hurriedly)
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A Soggy Hooker is when a group of lads order a hooker and have a bukake party on her face until everyone finishes. The last person to finish has to perform the soggy hooker and lick the face of the cum soaking hooker.
The boys came back from a night out and ordered a prostitute and decided to play soggy hooker. Poor Kevin finished last and got a mouth full of spooge.
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-I'd be happy to cash your check. Would you like big bills or small bills?
-Hooker coupons, please.
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The person responsible for managing check-ins at a brothel.
I told the hooker booker that I'd go with the girl with the biggest knockers for an hour.
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