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When you walk up behind a man with legs akimbo, yell "Captain Hook!" at the top of your lungs, and kick them square in the nuts from behind.
Man, that asshole pissed me off so bad, I gave him a Captain Hook for good measure.
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Fingering a girl then "hooking" the finger in her mouth.
Friend: "Yo how'd it go last night?"
You: "I Captain Hooked that shit!"
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To provide illegal drugs to someone without charging a handler's fee. (i.e. if one can get an eight of marijuana for 20 bucks, one would then sell it to one's friends for the same price, hooking them up)
You can get schwag for 15$ an eighth? Woah dude, hook me up!
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Slang term for u-turn. Also know as flippin' a shitty.
Dude!, you just drove past it, flip a shitty
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A Slipknot song, from All Hope Is Gone
Contrite - Commercial - Arrogance - Leprosy
Consume The Bitch - The Fucker - Mindless - Like A Child
For Pity's Sake - I've Had All That I Can Take
We Try - But In The End We'll See
There Are No More Codes
Only Who Is Shit / And Who's Still Free
I was gonna change the world with Honor and Aggression
No one listened - no one cared
All they saw was misdirection
GO AHEAD AND DISAGREE / I'm giving up again...
I DON'T WANT YOU ANYMORE
I DON'T NEED YOU ANYMORE
Fingerprint of God / Your new religions covet
This vessel wasn't built to last
But I will live forever/ you'll never have to say surrender
Because you're so part of it
My total honesty has no place for Tomorrow
Guilty pleasures give me pain
Tell my people I CAN'T FOLLOW
GO AHEAD AND DISAGREE / I'm giving up again...
You'll never CENSOR me / You'd better CHERISH me
My REASON has a voice / Freedom's gone but we'll always have a CHOICE
My PRESENT FUTURE TENSE / It doesn't make much SENSE
I'm coming after you / FUCK YOU ALL I'M THE ONLY POINT OF VIEW
Violence and Dollar Signs / Another processed piece of shit
You hide your fault in DIAMONDS and give away the only
COST - you can't delay the inevitable
LOST - don't understand the incredible path
I'm losing ground - but I won't care when I go down
GO AHEAD AND DISAGREE / I'm giving up again...
I'M GIVING UP AGAIN
~~Butcher's Hook~~
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A butt-hook is a large rubber-coated meat-hook that some dungeons are equipped with. A dungeon-master shoves the hook up a guy's ass and supports his weight while the guy is blindfolded with his hands handcuffed behind his back. He then grabs the guy's ears or hair and pulls the guy's mouth over it to suck him off until the guy cums himself through the cock-cage he's wearing.
I went to a leather bath-house with Matt, and while there somebody drugged me with Viagra and Chloroform. I passed out, and when I woke up, I had this butt-hook up my ass and was handcuffed and wearig a cock-cage. This naked dude was pulling my mouth over his cock fucking my boy-hole and one of the other guys doing it to me was Matt, -- I recognized the taste of his dick and cum! Then - I blew my own load!
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When you stick your finger in your ass then hook it in someone's mouth.
Rusty Hook
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