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When a group of eight dudes come into a room with baseball caps on and simultaneously shove their cock into a male/females mouth.
Guy1: Hey remember we gave Vinny the hotdog Package Last Night?
Guy2: Hell yeah that sh*t was tight brooo
When you overhear part of a conversation severely incorrectly.
Guy: did you just say you want to fuck my mom!?
Other guy: no, I said we’re going to the mall…
Guy: oh sorry, hotdog sandwich ears.
A severed penis covered in blood and shit ready to eat.
Person1: What’s your favorite food?
Person2: Halloween Hotdogs!
Person3: The fuck
Like a pressed ham but use the ol’ wiener instead of the butt. Press your hotdog into the glass.
I’ll see your pressed ham & raise you with a pressed hotdog.
Getting an unexpected d*ck pic
Girl 1:John sent me an internet hotdog.
Girl 2: Was it good?
Girl 1: I've seen better.
Getting an unexpected d*ck pic
Girl 1:John sent me an internet hotdog.
Girl 2: Was it good?
Girl 1: I've seen better.
When you get an unexpected dick pic.
Girl 1: John sent me an internet hotdog.
Girl 2: Was it a good one?
Girl 1: I'd say he's at least a 10 inches