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When you teargas a crowd of peaceful protesters for a photo op with a bible you've never read in front of a church you never go to.
I saw a dicktator bible humping in front of a boarded up church today.
When your boyfriend only humps you during sex and nothing else, aka no special positions that all girls(or boys) want. This will probably happen when you want sex but he doesn't. This usually means he is bored with your orgasms or sex moves. It could also imply he doesn't want to have sex with you for a long amount of time.
Tracy: "He doesn't put me in the position I like it anymore! I want to feel special, not a booty call!"
Mary: "OMG! What a hump daddy !!"
The act in which one spouse humps a tree whilst the opposing spouse watching as they do it preferably with a camera.
Me: I'm sorry tree....
Tree:Just Tree hump me and get it over with
*10 minutes later*
Me:HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN A GIRL
Tree:Please stop... ;-;
mind hump - v. achievable via internet, phone, text usuage. not quite as efficient as the mind fuck.
Ooo woman I am mind humpin you all over this cyber network... I know its less effective as a mind fuck but damn it's working
When a friend jumps on the bed to create a sex-like movement while another couple are engaging in soaking.
Jump Humping is practiced by students of Brigham Young University (BYU) or Mormon teens because they are expected to remain virgins until marriage. That's because soaking (or marinating), according to Mormonism, does not count as sex.
I was called to go jump humping for my bestie at a BYU dorm while she soaks with her boyfriend.
What a boss or supervisor calls a subordinate they have a crush on.
Tammy’s looking hot today, she’s such a hump hound!
A word meaning to carry or haul logs.
"Damn, I cant hump wood by myself. I need help."