mind hump - v. achievable via internet, phone, text usuage. not quite as efficient as the mind fuck.
Ooo woman I am mind humpin you all over this cyber network... I know its less effective as a mind fuck but damn it's working
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When your boyfriend only humps you during sex and nothing else, aka no special positions that all girls(or boys) want. This will probably happen when you want sex but he doesn't. This usually means he is bored with your orgasms or sex moves. It could also imply he doesn't want to have sex with you for a long amount of time.
Tracy: "He doesn't put me in the position I like it anymore! I want to feel special, not a booty call!"
Mary: "OMG! What a hump daddy !!"
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When a friend jumps on the bed to create a sex-like movement while another couple are engaging in soaking.
Jump Humping is practiced by students of Brigham Young University (BYU) or Mormon teens because they are expected to remain virgins until marriage. That's because soaking (or marinating), according to Mormonism, does not count as sex.
I was called to go jump humping for my bestie at a BYU dorm while she soaks with her boyfriend.
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What a boss or supervisor calls a subordinate they have a crush on.
Tammyβs looking hot today, sheβs such a hump hound!
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A word meaning to carry or haul logs.
"Damn, I cant hump wood by myself. I need help."
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someone usually a male that sleeps with several woman and is really horny
Man:I am sleeping with 3 girls and none of them know about each other
Other Man:You fucking thunder hump
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To randomly break out in a frenzy of humping. This can happen in multiple ways and at any time. The person appearing to have humping shock, will hump everything and anything.
Rachel: Hey did you see what Joe did to Carla last night?
Mel: Yea, he broke into humping shock and humped Carla.
Rachel: Weird.
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