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I have no mouth and I must scream

Sounds like my kind of story.

Hym "I HAVE BEEN FORETOLD!!!! I HAVE NO MOUTH AND I MUST SCREAM!!!!

by Hym Iam March 26, 2023

4πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


i have something to say

When you see someone so sexy, but they’re so close to you that you have to be discreet.

*with friend at lunch and you see a sexy daddy munch man* β€œI have something to say”

by ILSDMUNCHING June 1, 2024


Take everything I have

Iiiiiiit... Had better not... Because I am not against doing the same to someone else...

Hym "Speaking of daughters, yours can 'take everything I have.' And I know, you struggle with interpretation so I'll spell it out for you: I mean both my weiner and seed. She can take it all. I'm speaking euphemistically about sex with your daughter. As opposed to literally."

by Hym Iam June 23, 2024


when i don't have time

opposite of "when i have time"

when i don't have time i usually do some work

by bitch1324yolo June 30, 2017


i have a small penis

King of discord and Nick bait should have pink name

I have a small penis is clearly the best smash player

by DrSmall October 22, 2020

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


i have a small penis

King of discord and Nick bait should have pink name

I have a small penis is clearly the best smash player

by DrSmall October 22, 2020


i have a small penis

King of discord and Nick bait should have pink name

I have a small penis is clearly the best smash player

by DrSmall October 22, 2020