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A random blood rush to one's penis causing a spontaneous erection. Often causes embarrassment and laughter.
"Dude, I'm so hungry"
"Man same here, I can...aw man, I'm getting some Pinocchio Pants..."
"..."
When someone is overly particular With regard to diet or other; having limited variety in taste or other preference
Don't be a picky pants; eat your vegetables also.
spandex pants yoga pants tight pants that make the female ass look jiggly
man check that bitch's snapper pants out and look at that ass I would fuck the shit out of that ass
Is a description for an extremely sexy woman who may or may not be wearing tight pants. Regardless of the pant tightness she is said to be selling them in the form of an invitation for sexual intercourse.
Rich: "Is she selling?"
Steve: "With that body it's definetely a pant sale"
Brandon: "Jesus titties those pants are tight"
The pair of pants you keep in the back of your closet even though the last time you fit into them was when you were 16 in the hope that you will one day be able to button them up again.
I'm happy to give all the clothes on this pile to charity. Except for these pants, they are my motivation pants!
A pair of pants that are so ugly and/or uncomfortable that the fact that one is wearing them indicates that one hasn't done laundry in a long, long time.
Girl 1: Hey, what's with these ugly pants in the back of your closet?
Girl 2: Oh, those are just laundry pants. I don't actually sear them in public.
when a guy sits down for a long time in the same position, and gets a spontaneous erection, after it goes away, and his dick feels sore.
Mike: Dude, I got a boner on the bus, and when I got off, I had a major pant cramp.