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Sitting or being right on top of some one else with clothes on and at the point right before sex in which you debate whether or not you have condoms.
" She wanted to eat my sausage but i needed to pre-spoon before we did."
A long line of people spooning each other.
Last night at Kellie's scary movie party we had the longest spoon chain ever. We are going for the longest spoon chain yet at the snuggle party next week. Spoon chain!
Big head no girth. Just a taste, quick snack!
Dude was a spoon dong, a quick snack , but Im still hungry.
Spooning when too drunk to get hard
He could only smooth spooned me after too many whisky drinks
Spooning that occurs between your main alarm and your snooze alarm going off, generally in a state of semi-consciousness.
I love burying my morning wood in her booty while we snooze spoon.
Another way to refer to a cul-de-sac or dead end inside of a neighborhood
"Hey man, what are the directions to your house?"
"Just take a left on Tilden, then a right into the first neighborhood you see. My house is the first house on the spoon in the road"
Interchangeable with "pardon me"
If your stomach makes a particularly loud grumble, or a little air slips accidentally from either passage (front or back) you can acknowledge its passing politely with this little interjection to make it known it was not purposeful.
Usually accompanied with a look of shock from the perpetrator.
*Tummy grumble* "Oop, there's me spoon"