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An exclamation for those given times when a situation is so intolerable, as every one on the entire planet is pissing you off at any given time, for no apparent reason.
Comes home from shitty day at work, just wants to chill out... discovers house mates left trash all over the place.
"ffs, why is every one Gettin' up in ma grill today!?"
i would appreciate it if you would give me some space, you are too close to my teeth. (grill)
homeboy you best step off muh grill before you get dusted.
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Two pieces of toast, 2 pieces of cheese with the plastic wrapper removed, assemble it and then nuke it in the microwave oven until the cheese melts.
Dad's making ghetto grilled cheese sandwichs for supper, "Let's see if we can eat at a friends house tonight!"
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This is the smile of an otherwise flawless drag queen with visibly rotten teeth(meth mouth), sewer breath(decaying pig meat, bourbon, river water, semen). A mouth that shows a clear lack of any form of dental plan. It would most likely have the smoke from a Newport billowing from it that can be seen and smelled from miles away.
Gu, did you see that trannie with the auburn hair, Louis bag and fierce brow from last night?
The one that looked kinda like Beyonce?
Yeah! I went to tip her a dollar on her second number but when she showed too much of that Memphis Barbie Q Grill, I just kept my buck and walked away!….GURRL!!!
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Mmm, oh no, I don't understand this
Grilled cheese Obama sandwich
My heart can't take this damage
If I eat this cheese sandwich
Mmm, oh no, I don't understand this
Grilled cheese Obama sandwich
My arteries won't stand it
I'll feel like shit, won't ham it.
Mmm, oh no, I don't understand it
And it's making it hard to eat
And it's making it hard to eat
And it's making it hard to eat
Mmmmmm...
No, really..
I can't eat this Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich.
Or I'm gonna get a heart attack!
I'm trying to control my cravings and calorie intake,
y-you know what this sh_t does to me.
Mmm, oh no, I don't understand this
Grilled cheese Obama sandwich
My calories won't stand this
My stomach will reject it!
Mmm, oh no, I don't understand this
Grilled cheese Obama sandwich
My cravings, I can't stand it!!
I NEED TO EAT THIS SANDWICH!!
Mmm, oh no, I don't understand this
Grilled cheese Obama sandwich
My heart can't take this damage
If I eat this cheese sandwich
Mmm, oh no, I don't understand this
Obama Grilled Cheese Sandwhich
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The sandwich you attempt to make on a grill machine while completely drunk off apple schnapps and boxed wine.
Oh man, I forgot to put the rest of bread on! It's an open-faced grilled cheese!
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The resting bitch face grill (RBF grill for short or commonly referred to as the angry grill) is an after market accessory commonly placed on Jeep JK's and more recently JL and gladiator models that are custom built for Mall crawling. The purpose of this grill is to give the Jeep a more aggressive look thereby giving the owner a confidence boost equivalent to 1.5 inchs of penis growth, but in reality they usually just end up giving the Jeep the appearance of a baby manta ray.
Does that Jeep have down syndrome?
No that's just a resting bitch face grill.