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the capacity of the brain to 1) take in or learn any new information or 2) contemplate or think about any ideas or plans.
Dude, I’ve been in meetings all day and have a major project due tomorrow, I don’t have the brain width to deal with that right now.
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The place in your brain where you put new information. It's also where you pull ideas out of.
"Candice named her twins Bucket and Bracket, what in the fuck is wrong with her brain hole?"
"I literally shit in the refrigerator last night because the liquor messed up my brain hole. And the shit is still in there."
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To be extraordinary stupid.
Fuck i lost my wallet, i must have got a chumley brain.
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opening a beer, where the act of popping the top is much like pulling the pin on a grenade and the effects are felt the next day
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similar to a brain fart or zoning out, however your brain is filled with fluffy, cloudy, numbness. a light and fun term. During a brain fluffy you can not focus on anything.
Bill was sitting in History and was called upon..
Teacher "Bill who was the British Captain during the Boston Massacre"
Bill "Uh what?"
Girl in class "looks like he had another brain fluffy"
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A less invasive, but more expensive version of a frontal lobotomy. Experienced by most brides, as they enter a catatonic state which renders them incapable of sustaining any thought or conversation that does not involve cake, caterers, flowers, wedding dress designers, Chinese wedding dress knockoff designers, updo's, hair pieces, color schemes, wedding themes, and personalized M&M's.
Bride Brain symptoms include, but are not limited to, driving erratically because they can't stop staring at their shiny diamond ring; being amused by the resentment of all their single girlfriends, rewinding songs several hundred times while imagining themselves walking down the aisle, and starvation induced bitchiness which is generally followed by late night binging at a Dairy Queen. (Note that this can only occur outside of the bride's native geographic area, where they can't possibly run into anyone they know).
Symptoms are ordinarily well controlled with valium, alcohol and endless hours of watching youtube "first dance" videos.
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Exposing a single testicle through the opening in the zipper in a exhibitionistic manner, usually to another cooperating party. This can become a game where you see who can show their naked brain in the best location (supermarket, restaurant, library), where the most outrageous location wins the game.
Steve and I went down to the Piggly Wiggly on friday night and I managed to sneak a naked brain out near the frozen foods. He then retaliated and got me back over in the produce section.
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