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A Son who usually partake in overthinking, listening to the smiths, and wondering if his parents will ever be proud of him
Person 1: I can’t figure out if she likes me or not, yesterday she said she needed to sleep and hasn’t texted back yet
Person 2: you’re such a thought son
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(from folklore)
when someone is glowing brighter than the sun, the sun in this galaxy gets jealous and turns off. the world remains lit by the new star's glorious rays. the only place there is detectable change is in Texas, where the temperature drops dramatically. and so everyone's all 'what I thought Texas was supposed to be hot!' as in 'a new, brighter, more powerful star has been born.'
damn juul pod, you see that shot of Mel @ her new PAYING job?? I thought Texas was supposed to be hot
Will's perfect pool game. Just enough whiskey to keep nimble, sharp, and creative makes this a killer combination in billiards.
Will had the perfect balance of whiskey and thought, he's channeling Efren right now!
A thought that is there but isn’t at the same time it is also able to keep you from thinking right and make you upset it basically is a stuck thought that is a void and it spreads so yeah it sucks
Ugh limbo thoughts suck they are voids that spread to other thoughts and you can’t shake them
when a mf says something with full arrogant confidence thinking they did something and are proud of themselves for it but in reality they just annoying and they look corny + are ratioed just by saying it
someone says a your mum joke and flicks their hair as if it’s literally 2013
- “you thought you ate that stfu”
When a colleague coopts your ideas as their own for purposes of demonstrating their own value, intelligence, or worth. The opposite of “Thought Leader”
Bill just talked about all the ideas I shared with him in our meeting as if they were his. Total Thought Pirate.
A thought poacher consciously takes someone's thought and presents it as though it is their own. To poach a thought, one must be aware of its source when elocuting it.
"She stole my hep idea, that dag-blasted thought poacher."