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If in an argument you manage to quote Jean claude Vandamme while managing to make sense you automatically win the argument.
"See you later, alligator" -- Jean-Claude Vandamme.
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If you believe in enough Conspiracy Theories then you will inevitably be correct about one or more.
Jones' Law is crazy! I can't believe Alex Jones was right about Epstien and the pedophilia ring
When you're in a relationship, everyone likes you, but when you're single, no one likes you.
Conceived on Bawley's Beach, Australia, when a group of promiscuous girls presented themselves to two boys with committed relationships, who, when single, had slim-to-none chance of scoring.
"So I went to this party with my girlfriend and all these girls start hitting on me, but when i'm single, no one flirts with me!"
"Dude, that's Bawley's Law.."
a phrase commonly said after any sentence which, when taken out of context can mean something vulgar or dirty; can be used as a substitute for "that's what she said" when that phrase does not apply.
"person 1: (after going to restaurant) that pie had way too much cream on it but i ate in anyway.
person two: dude, second law."
No matter how socially outcasted a person is, they will attempt to demonstrate their superiority over other social outcasts
All freaks have a deep psychological need to feel superior to a different type of freak.
--ContraPoints definition of Tiffany's Law
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stupid laws that us trippin Jits be breakin
"Bro that Stamp Act of 1765 lowkey a blobby law."
•from the Germanic schneiderlegal
Definition: Anything, no matter how high the stakes, is possible.
Origins: After the horrid release of Justice League in 2016, missionary worker and religious profit Zack Snyder was able to turn one of the worst pieces of dog shit, abhorrent movies into a remarkable superhero film
“Hey Di Lap are you going to bag that Victoria’s Secret model tonight or are you going to cry yourself to sleep?”
“Snyder Law states that I will be balls deep by dawn”