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The world record holder for longest commercial. This commericial is so long one must pay to see it. The commercial is for Mini Coopers.
Man I sure am glad they didn't put that long new commercial, The Itailian Job, between my movie on Fox.
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someone with ethnic background consisting of both african and italian
a black person having sex with an italian person makes a black italian
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The act of putting marinara sauce, cheese, and basil into a women's vagina and eating it out.
Girl: Hey baby want to order some pizza?
Guy: I rather have some Italian Pussy.
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To Cum on a nerf gun bullet and then shoot it up a girls ass.
Open your ass, bitch im gonna give you an Italian Bullet
Here It Comes... Brace Youself.
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VERB- Italian bath: the act of spraying oneself with cologne instead of actually taking a bath or showering, because you have foul body odor.
Much like the phrase nigger bath, although less racist.
Italian baths can be done with real cologne, or just cheap spray deodorant.
When someone reeks of cologne it is either because they decided to take an italian bath or because they think smelling like perfume will attract ladies.
guidos are famous for taking italian baths.
Bro: "bro there's no way you're gonna have time to take a shower before we hit the clubs"
guido: "don't worry chief, I can just take an italian bath!"
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A phallic devise that causes many woman to stray from their desired future in Psychology, as well as to lose their ability to speak in Greek and German
OMG, I accidentally was penetrated by an Italian penis, then I could no longer speak Greek! I wish I had known before hand.
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Italo is an italian stallion.
guy one: Damn that Italo is an Italian Stallion
guy two:yeah i know, im so jealous
guy one:ok, lets eat pasta, maybe that'll turn us into italian stallions.
guy two: no way, never gonna happen, i'll just kill myself knowing i cant be one.
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