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Jared

Absolute MOG (Man of God), absolute stud, Jared

Jared, what a MOG

by bubbachub297 April 28, 2023


Jared

Jared is they type of person to make you feel like the happiest person ever. He’ll do anything to make you smile no matter what. He is the most amazing guy to live in this whole universe. He never lets you down, or anything. He is the most perfect guy living but he doesn’t know that. Jared is a very handsome guy but he doesn’t think that. So make sure to make him happy at all times because he deserves it all, he deserves the whole entire universe.

kaley- who is that?
ilee- that’s my one and only :) Jared
kaley- wow you must be very lucky to have him!
ilee- yes you are right, i am very lucky.

by Unknown228:) February 4, 2021


Jared

From ancient times of Judaism this powerful word mean't "The only one". Poets and Scholars throughout the ages have often come to think of this word, this name as the closet thing they could ever connect to a divine being. Truly blessed those that are given such a name, favoured by unknown entities that protect and offer goodwill to.

Always trust in a Jared for they truly are divine.

False ways to spell this include Jarrad, Jered, Jarad, Gerad, Jwardico and Jerad. May unlucky tidings pass those that say such blasphemy.

What's that on the hill? Oh that's Jared, he's pretty awesome.

Hey Jared can you impregnate my wife with your seed?

by General Pang Wang December 29, 2020


Jared

The epitome of laziness. Loves to fondle cats and touch their privates. When attacking a Jared, do not go for the head, because it is metal plated, you won’t phase him. Typically looks like they’re lost and walking in circles, but don’t interrupt them, this is how they think, and disturbing them could ruin their entire day.

Stop being a Jared.

by NickyRen October 18, 2022


Jared

Jared bowling makes your bowling bawls cream. Super sessy when bowling.

Wow, have you bowled with Jared?! What a sessy man!

by crimsoku September 25, 2021


Jared

19 and illiterate

“Jared, can you read this for the class?”
No I cannot.”

by Step-daddy October 18, 2021


Jared

Everyone likes jArEd, jAreD is so facking cooll, not gay at all

Discord status: I like Jared

by Blox Crunch July 21, 2020