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A cheap bastard who usually won’t pay for gas (which comes in a Jerry can thus the term).Usually in their 40s and of the virgin variety
Husband: hey hun good to see you I wasn’t expecting you so early
Jerry tight ass: long drive though car might need some gas
Husband: I just told you to put gas in this morning (stares intensely)
Jerry tight ass: sorry I forgot gotta go (sprints out of room leaving Jerry shaped hole in the wall)
Step son: (emerges from under table) well daddy number 2 guess we can get back to the vigorous ass pounding that was just occurring now that daddy tight ass is gone
Husband: okay but let’s wait for the circus midgets one of them should hold the camcorder
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When a guy takes it in the ass for the first time.
I took your brother out last night and busted his Jerry,I bet his ass hurts this morning.
She always knows what to say and when to say it. Governor is really good at making others happy, and seems to know what makes every person feel better individually. Her jokes are very original and have a uniqueness to them that most jokes dont have.
Person 1: Hello
governor-jerry-brown: *and hear we see a group of vsco girls in their natural habitat*
A person who is up late at night and is suddenly struck with an idea that will radically change the misdirection his company has been taking. Usually accompanied with regret the next morning after having realized how foolhardy it was. As seen in the film Jerry Maguire.
Sorry boss, I had a Jerry Maguire moment last night.
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Chronic punchline for many a late night momologue or stand-up comedy routine. Mr. Lewis himself commented about his hair in a Penthouse interview: "I have more grease in my hair than Anthony Quinn's cunt."
"Oil crisis? We should simply connect a tanker to Jerry Lewis' hair."
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Jerry the Rock Star is a mixed drink made with Mocha Rockstar Energy Drink and Sailor Jerry's Rum. It is made with a shot and a half of Sailor Jerry's in a 16oz cup with lots of ice. Next Mocha Rockstar is added til glass is full. Stir and serve.
Last night I got completely fucked up, I drank atleast 15 Jerry the Rock Stars
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A hair product black folks use to keep their hair from getting crispy and breaking off. It has the aroma of petunias mixed with unwashed asshole.
Did you smell Alouicious Thorogood today? He stunk to high-heaven in this heat.
Aww thats just his jerry curl juice stinking. He's a rather clean chap overall, I must say.
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