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a term used to describe a backpack with two cans of monster or other body destroying energy drinks in either side appearing as exhaust nozzles on a jet pack
edgy Teen#1 damn bro you look tired
edgy Teen#2: yeah, i had to put on the ol high school jet pack.
A simple, yet effective saying meaning to leave.
John:Man, I am well stoned
Dave:Yeah me too man, i think we should TJB it!
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One who lives life to the fullest. Not willing (or even able) to do life differently. Pushes life to the edge but unwilling to go over. A ten year old vehicle is more likely to be his (her) mode of transportation than an actual jet. They do what they want.
"He used to live in the trailer park, but he bought a new to you used car and is now a straight up white trash jet setter."
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A condition that occurrs after a person who has traveled for a vacation out of state or overseas comes home, and comes down with a cold, flu, and various other ickiness and then proceeds to contaminate others in their vicinity.
Peter: Molly, are you ok? Did you catch the flu?
Molly: I dunno, Peter... I just think I got Andy's stupid jet lag disease from his trip to London.
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A person who has no taste in American Football teams, or doesn’t know anything about American Football.
A person who has faith in the worst team in the National Football League. This usually means the person is a complete idiot.
Person 1: “So which football team do you like?”
Person 2: “Thanks for asking, I’m a New York Jets Fan! Hopefully we can win in the next century!”
Person 1: Backs away*
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One who rules the mat like no one ever has been ruled or rules ass like it's nobodys buisness was the greatest luchador ever Career highlights winning the World Championship at No Way Out in a Cage match against Micky The Steamboat Santoga. Career Lows Losing the Belt at wrestlemania XXIV to the greatest ever to win a royal rumble he self proclaimed Greatest the world has ever seen Jimmy The General Bodine
Chi Chi the Jet conquered many opponets Turbulance, but failed to ever claim the right to say that he was the true Champion at the grandest stage of them all the showcase of the imortals Wrestlemania
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This shows shock or surprise to something that has just occurred.
Person 1: I bought you a Lamborghini
Person 2: HOLY JUMPING JESUS ON A JET SKI! I love you so much!