Jim Beam

An unpopular but ubiquitous bourbon whiskey that tastes like cough syrup. It's kinda good, it just lacks x-factor.

Your grandma snuck through the liquor store till some Jim Beam caught her eye.

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Jim Carrey

When a faggot bitch named Nick tries to dis his friends in a Coney Island bathroom. To become a Jim Carrey they have to smile in a Coney Island bathroom

Nick: *smiles in Coney Island bathroom*
His friends: “You kinda look like Jim Carrey”

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Slim Jim

an un finished handjob.

yeah i gave him a slim jim so he didnt get it on my sheets.

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Jim Beam

Well Jim Beam is really a type of alcohol, but my friends and I using are stoner techniques created Jim Beam the Bong. Jim Beam is the best home made bong we have created. Jim Beam will knock you on ur ass.

I think it is time to pull out the vetren bong "JIM BEAM."

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slim jim

a long small skinny penis, a girthless penis

After brian bear slipped his slim jim in that mandy moore bitch's mahogony slide, he pulled out and mosbied on her back and then proceeded to give her a sunkin rowboat!!

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jim beam

Nasty alcoholic beverage that makes you want to rinse your mouth out with horse piss. It is Jack Daniels Evil Twin Brother.

Guy 1: Dude i got sooo drunk off Jack Daniels last night!

Guy 2: Nah dude, that was Jim Beam!

Guy 1: Noooo! *Head Explodes*

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jim beam

The poor man's Jack Daniel's

"Hey man, you going to pick up some Jack for the party tonight?"
"Nah, I'm running a bit low on cash. I'll get some Jim Beam instead"
"Poor bastard"

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