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A short hairy person that likes bukkake.
Or basically the same as being a cum dumpster.
1. Frodo and Sam are such jizz hobbits!
2. Oh my gosh Becky! That girl slept with like 5 guys this week. Ew. She’s like a total jizz hobbit!
3. A hoe. A slut. A skank. A whore. Someone “easy”
An all-encompassing term for any boundary-crossing orgasmically good song or band. Used instead of the annoying practice of genre hairsplitting.
Bob- Cynic is fucking sick. What kind of band are they?
Jim- Jizz metal, don't worry about it.
1. A woman forced to carry your baby.
2. A person who unknowningly carries jizz across international borders.
3. A mule that is used for pornagrafic acts in beastiality films.
4. A girl which is cummed on, in the face, by a small group of men. (see Jizzdonkey)
1. Hey Mike your wife's had another mis-carriage why don't you get yourself a Jizz Mule.
2.Tommy I need some help loading up the jizz mule.
3.The Jizz Mule has been fucking all day I think he needs a break now.
4. This bitch was a real Jizz Mule, me and the lads all spunked in her face.
When there is visible jizz on one's pants, yet the wearer of said pants has no idea how it came (no pun intended) to be there.
Emily: Nice white splotchy thing on your crotch...
Cara: Oh, it's just the light.
Emily: Are you sure...?
Cara: Unless I'm being ninja jizzed, there is nothing there!
Someone that uses jizz goggles
Man 1: guacamole nigga penis, jizz googlian
a full hairy bag of white goo attached to your penis.
- aka your balls
"hey, you wanna feel my sac of jizz?"