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pull a jon klaasen

when you wear a pair of timbs, or any kind of boots with a pair of ripped jeans

if you are pulling a jon klaasen it's probably during the summer although you can pull a jon klaasen anytime of year given that jon wears boots and ripped jeans year round

"Should I pull a Jon Klaasen today and wear my timbs?"

by papajonklaasen July 19, 2017


Jon Bon Random

Someone who has a random music taste

He's a bit of a jon bon random isn't he?

by Paul Martin Brown April 6, 2007

8๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


pull a jon lebowitz

in high school, when a senior boy goes out with a freshman girl, its called "pulling a jon lebowitz"

boy: yo when that chicks a freshman, im totally gonna pull a jon lebowitz.

by urbandictiofreak March 8, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Won-Ton-Jon

Any boy named John who is fond of Won Ton soup. Usually obsesses over the size and shape of the individual pieces, comparing samples from multiple chinese restaurants. A Won-Ton-Jon can be identified by overly combed hair and a lack of athletic ability.

Scott: We're ordering pizza, do you want cheese or pepperoni?

Won-Ton-Jon: I'll take Won Ton.

by chickenlover6969 October 15, 2011

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


My nigga Jon

He a real nigga๐Ÿ˜

Person 1:HELP! MY NIGGA JON GOT HIS DICK STUCK IN A TOASTER! CALL AN AMBULANCE!

Jon: AHHHH FUUUUCK MY DICK BURRRRRRNS๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ”ฅ

by Jojinigga June 18, 2019

6๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jon Benet Ramsey

A 6-year-old girl who was murdered Christmas Eve 1996, the case is still unsolved. This injustice speaks for all social/ethnic groups.

For the love of Jon Benet Ramsey will the Muslims and Jews ever stop fighting?

by justice4all November 9, 2006

33๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jon James Loffredo

super man

its a bird its a plan no its!jon james loffredo is super man

by every 1 how ever lived December 1, 2009