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Jordan - An annoying short kid who will desperately deprive himself of jokes in hopes someone will laugh, which they rarely do. Also insanely obsessed with video games, and will usually have an expensive PC. And of course, was a hardcore Minecraft gamer at some point in their lives.
Guy 1: "Hey, you know that Jordan kid over ther-"
Guy 2: "Oh, him. Yeah, I don't wanna hear another one of his jokes. I do not want to relive that."
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jordan (male!) will be the most attractive human you will ever come across. he has a caring and kind heart that's good at listening. he makes your heart, stomach, and mind fuzzy and filled with something like lust. not only that, but he has the perfect sense of humor that anyone would love and can make you smile despite the condition. his sense of style is amazing btw. one look at jordan and you feel happier and warm.
random girl: dang lol look at that cute ass boy over there!
another girl: haha wait i think his name is jordan or smtg
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A huge dumbass who has the record for shortest dick. He would suck a guys dick for 5 dollars. He weighs more than Sean and is that guy to chew on a used condom loke it's gum.
I heard Jordan fucked Gracie last night and liked it.
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a fuckboi that is a P.O.S. and lies about everything
Christian: hey john, why didn’t Jordan show up to school today?
John: idk he’s probably skipping school , but i guarantee if you ask him why, he’ll make up a fake lie about how he was “sick”
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The most confident boy you know. He is funny and smart. Jordan may seem like a bit of an a**hole but at the end of the day he is caring and protective of the special girl in his life.
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Jordan is the most amazing guy you will ever meet he so nice he is so funny and he is the best with the lady's
Oh man I wish I had a myself a jordan
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The biggest fucking favor you will ever meet and always beats his meat. He’s always leaning on your ass and never ever completes his god dam homework fuck you jordan
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