Hero jump

The act of jumping into action, to save or assist someone.
This is often accompanied by a goofy way of jumping to avoid obstacles, which might even be seen as cool.

In a lot of cases these jumps will fail, but is still counted as a hero jump, due to the effort put into assisting others.

You: "Did you see that guy hero jump over that fence?"
Random friend: "Yeah too bad his pants got caught on the fence!"

You: "Did you see that guy hero jump from that roof to get the old lady's purse back?"
Random friend: "Yeah too bad he failed the landing and sprained his ankle."

You: "Did you see that dog hero jump?"
Random friend: "Yeah it totally looked like a flying sausage!"

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Squad Jumping

When the squad that you are in at the moment starts to get boring, so you leave and join another squad.

Person 2: Hey... ummmm... What are you doing here?
Person 1: Well I got bored of who I was talking to, so I went squad jumping and came to your squad.
Person2: we don't want you here tho.

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Jumping Hernandez

When your male or female sex partner jumps really high because you just shot a huge load into her thick tight pussy.

WOAH BITCH! YOU JUST PULLED A JUMPING HERNANDEZ!

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bunny jump

A blow job euphemism.

Hey, honey, can I get a bunny jump tonight?

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Jumping Jackoff

The act of masturbation during jumping jacks, usually performed by alternating hands each jump.

Guy 1: Why didn't you go to the gym yesterday? You're going to get fat.
Guy 2: No I'm not, I stayed at home and did jumping jackoffs. I was so tired afterward.

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Jumping Donkey

1) A handjob on holiday involving 2 people who just met.
2) A mythical scenario involving: A deck chair, 3 leprachauns, a banana and 500ml of maple syrup.
3) A Swordfight involving 2 penis's battling in out in a test of endurance and strength.

1) Becky and Steve went to the front deck to start up a jumping donkey.
2) Last night my girlfriend asked me if i was interested in having a Jumping Donkey.
3) The party became extremely heated after Jeff and Mark partook in a Jumping Donkey in the living room.

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jump the boat

To not look before you leap, to take action before thinking.

“Slow down, Kiddo. You’re starting to jump the boat,”

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