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Kevin

This stupid mother fucker has to go. He’s been alive for to fucking long and has tortured us with his awful acting.i would much rather fall off a 69th story building instead of listening to his horrible voice rape my ears and make me wanna cry and cough up blood. I wish this man to die very soon because he didn’t die in that fucking car crash an that breaks my heart. I was honestly hoping he’d die in that crash.everybody died expect him and that really makes me upset and wanna Kermit screwicide and leave my dead body on his door step an let him know how much I fucking hate him.he forced multiple time to listen to him rape my ears and he was the worst fucking comedian and he even got clymidida from all three of his children like who the fuck names there kid heaven yet the kid fucking raped a whole hamster I have no regrets on making this but I really hope he fucking dies right now. And I hope he gets paralyzed from that accident.

Kevin makes me cry in pain

by Kevinhartpreloadedcumdildo69 September 30, 2019

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Kevin

A person that does not like any people. He usually kills u by cutting off ur head with a knife! He usually lives under a bridge.

Oh no! There is Kevin what do I do now!

by This is correct now die April 6, 2017

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Kevin

The male, private pilot version of a "Karen". He has only flown Cessna 172s, flying gynormous traffic patterns, never exceeding 45 degrees of bank and backtracking painfully slowly on busy summer days. Even so, he considers himself an expert on all flying subjects and is quick to correct any apparent infringement of the FARs, especially on FB Groups like Taildragger Pilots United.

That guy is such a Kevin! He said he's going to call the FAA because he saw a Kitfox waterskiing!

by Flayling October 19, 2020

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Kevin

A gay boi, a weaboo

Someone who is way too obsessed with anime, manga etc.

He might be a fan of Naruto or Jojo

The Kevin:"I just bought a new body pillow!!!"

The normal person:"You're such a fucking kevin dude"

by UrLadisFag April 10, 2018

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Kevin

Kevin is a slang term used as an antagonistic male character in memes. "Kevin" is generally characterized as an irritating, entitled man, who thinks he's perfect and feels the need to state his opinion on everything.

Instructor at a yoga class: Ok let's end with some gentle stretching.

Kevin: *starts doing acrobatics*
You: Calm down Kevin this is the fucking cool down

by kevinsux123__ March 6, 2019

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Kevin

Kevin is pretty much the dumbest teacher you will ever meet. He doesn't even listen to what the kids say about things. Everything in his eyes is other people's fault. Kevin is never wrong according to himself. He also thinks that he is the king of all Harry potter. Kevin knows everything about Harry potter so just you ask him about it, he'll tell you way too much. Yes, this man is an odd beaver boy but maybe some day he'll come around.

Veronica talking about shoes is like Kevin talking about Harry potter.

by Kevin haters!!! May 19, 2020

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Kevin

Kevins are the best people around. Girls that get Kevin's have goto to be the luckiest people ever. Kevin's are normally great at every kind of sport.

Lee: My dad is called Kevin.

Robbie: Damn Kevin's are awesome, Wish I was you!

by Haggarty July 31, 2017

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