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A function on the keyboard not many people actually know about. You can use this to get to the bottom of a page or website if you don't feel like scrolling down all the way.
"How do I navigate online pages quickly?"
"You can either use 'End' on your keyboard to get to the bottom instantly, or vice versa -- to the top of the page using 'Home' on your keyboard
A keyboard warrior who is a stereotypical couch potato, who is more interested in tell you what to do rather than brushing the crumbs off, getting up of their ass and doing anything remotely appropriate to what they demand of you.
Stop being a keyboard couch potato you ignorant cunt
Keyboard mashed
Very useful to confusing friends into thinking you've had a stroke.
For example:
"Dude you ok? why'd you say that in chat"
"I Keyboard mashed"
(1)
When you clean your keys in a bowl of water and there is hair, dirt, and potential chips at the bottom of the bowl. Can be prepared with a side serving of hotdog water.
(2)
"You're so keyboard water" the second level of calling someone dog water. It's worse. It's calling someone the musty water from their greasy ass keyboard.
(1)"Check out my keyboard water"
(2)"You're so keyboard water bro"
a keyboard thats around the size of an average rectum.
how big is your keyboard?
i have a rectum sized keyboard, its really big!
well how big is your rectum?
Someone trying to counteract their prejudicial actions, thoughts and feeling by proactively and aggressively pursue any types of wrongdoing - no matter how small the deed - on social media, to an audience as large as humanly possible.
Oh shut the fuck up, Max. We all know you feel super guilty for thinking like a racist, no need to go all keyboard savior on Facebook!
When you slap your cock against your keyboard for 2+ hours in order to do the following actions:
1. Create an MLG video.
2. Create a "Shrek is love, Shrek is life" video
3. Anything else I guess is possible if Donald Trump can become president.
I wanted to send my friend a Snapchat, so I did a keyboard slap