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Bork's name added to DMX's song "X Gon' Give It To Ya"
Knock knock open up the door it's BORK!
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Someone who lives a life full of hardships.
I'm homeless, lost an eye, got shot, I'm addicted to drugs, and persistently tortured by God for all my sins. It's a hard knock life...
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To take one of those really hard fast and sometimes (unfortunately) dry dumps. The only bonus to knocking a shard off is they leave the shute clean. One wipe and you are diddly done!
I sat down hoping to post a stump and ended up knocking a shard off.
Sometimes my girlfriend will run out of the room because she has to knock a shard off.
A type of annoying gag that is aimed at unknown hotel patrons
The perpetrator stands at one end of a long hallway and sprints to the other end (in the direction of the elevators and staircase), while simultaneously knocking on as many hotel room doors as possible. Results vary, as efforts can yield anything from no response whatsoever, to a naked couple opening their door to see who or what has interrupted their lovemaking.
My stay in Cleveland sucked. I got so bored in the middle of the night that I pulled a knock while running on my neighbors.
When you risk your life and almost get yourself killed.
Example for "knock on heaven's door"
-Why are you always risking your life? I don't want you to be a hero if it kills you! Do you know how much I worry about you? And still, you just keep knocking on heaven's door!
-I'm sorry mom, but I couldn't let that baby burn alive inside that building when it was on fire. And the mother was screaming outside.
To have vigorous sex, usually with a girl, although this is not always the case upstate. A synonym of beat it up.
Since it was Valentines Day, Benny decided to surprise his wife with a romantic evening. He sent a dozen roses to her office (that is, he left them in the kitchen for her), and then sat her down to a candlelight dinner. Next he took her out for a romantic moonlit walk on the beach. To cap off the evening, he took her under the boardwalk and knocked the bottom out of it. Then when she was least expecting it, he stuck it in her dumper. Sometimes women need more from the man in their lives than just "I love you" and the occasional bouquet of flowers. Yes, sometimes they just need a fat cock up their poop chute.
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Bring something, typically a case of beer, to a party. It could mean food or a drink, meant to be used at the party.
You can bring whomever you want, just knock with your elbows.
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