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Sylvan Lake: a small town to the west of Red Deer where douche rockets go to mingle. Showcase town for lousy chest and arm tattoos on men and women. Public beach like a refugee camp. Sunglasses at night a must. Guys must use “bro” or “brah” at least once per sentence. If you have $100 to your name, come here and pretend you have $1,000,000. Many of the guys I went to school with that wore Puka Shell necklaces now reside here. 11/10 would not recommend, horrible teeth to gum ratio.
sylvan Lake is where Central Alberta douche rockets go to breed stupid
Wears a Nautica fleece every day. Has an obsession with buying Supreme and Louis Vuitton. Is an absolute banger of a rapper and spends 300 dollars for shoutouts on big meme pages where he gets absolutely roasted for his shit music.
Yes! Chris Lake just dropped a new song.
Spooky lakes where husbands, new cars, & alcohol go missing for hours, probably caused by Aliens
"'Simon'(not his real name) still not home. Hope car is ok"
"I hope he's not spinning it up on the 'Nearby' Hills"
"Nah. He gone up to the Jakes Lakes"
"yes I believe it to be casued by aliens"
A place where all the wanna be rednecks live that cant even spell properly cause they're too busy shooting squirls. Also known for pumkins and gossip. Full of backstabbers and white supremacists. But at least there's good Chinese food and lots of drama.
I wanna go get drunk in a field with my tractor lets go to smoky lake.
lake weed is how george fisher of cannibal corpse says liquid in the song i cum blood.
lake weed is also the nasty stuff in lakes. like the dead fishes and stuff.
george fisher- "swollen with lake weed, ready to burst!"
Thompson-"man, shit there is a lot of lake weed in this lake! but that girl has a bra outline so its okay.
Ejaculating into/onto someones belly button, creating a pool of semen
"i hadn't jerked it several weeks, but i just gave my girlfriend the biggest lake earl"
The name of a Minnesota city. Commonly used as a replacement for the n word.
Person 1: Hey Jeremy!
Person 2: What’s up my Prior Lake?
Person 1: What the fuck did you just say?